【婚姻幽默】
<P align=center><STRONG> <FONT size=5></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 30px; TEXT-INDENT: 2em" align=center><STRONG><FONT size=5>【<FONT color=red>婚姻幽默</FONT>】</FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG>Wife: 'What are you doing?' <BR>妻:你在作什麼啊?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Husband : Nothing. <BR>夫:沒作什麼。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' <BR>妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'<BR>夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 </STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'<BR>妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'<BR>夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Wife : 'Yes or no.' <BR>妻:要或不要。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' <BR>妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' <BR>夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' <BR>妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' <BR>夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' <BR>女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' <BR>男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' <BR>女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' <BR>子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' <BR>母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' <BR>子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。</STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG>A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' <BR>一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' <BR>女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。</STRONG></P>
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<P><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . <BR>女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'<BR>男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----<BR>A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' <BR>妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' <BR>他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。</STRONG></P>
<P><BR><STRONG>引用:</STRONG><A href="http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/jw!Uq5UsOCTEUdnwJYFHal4N9iU_e0-/article?mid=27103"><STRONG>http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/jw!Uq5UsOCTEUdnwJYFHal4N9iU_e0-/article?mid=27103</STRONG></A><BR><STRONG> </STRONG></P>
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